Ok. We can modify the plan slightly.
Craigb can tunnel under the reactor and come up in the middle of the pile. They're usually not watching that area very closely. We'll get the Queen there on the pretext that she'll be swimming in the cooling tower with radioactive dolphins. Of course, we all know that there are no dolphins in the cooling towers. There are mutant sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads. Instead of kidnapping the kitchen staff, we'll have to subdue the sharks. Our Coffee House operatives will suit up as dolphins who have grown arms, legs, and a laser. She won't suspect a thing. BayouBill will explain to Karyn that she'll have to wear one of these suits. Karyn will take care to leave Patsy with one good eye, since we want her to be able to watch the wedding ceremony. The rest of the plan should still fall into place with minimal changes. We may need to make sure that some of the wedding party are dressed in dolphin costumes, just to be safe.
We may have a few added expenses in this version of the plan, but I think we can still make it work.