Did anyone see mr. Strummer?

Who?
Oh, you mean that mean a$$ guitar player.
Prolly fishin'.

ORIGINAL: alexoosthoek

Did anyone see mr. Strummer?

Hellllllllooooooooooooooooo gentlemen - I am officially back ..............

I've been a bit busy over the weekend (went to Cardiff - unfortunately it was open) - frightened a few sheep, bought three pairs of matching interchangable spandex lederhosen and had a couple of pints of Brains S.A.

Incidentally, I came up with a rather prophetic thought - it's probably been done before but here you go...

Strumfucius he say:

Are those moths really attracted to the light - or are they the only ones you can see?


Profound stuff

Shut up and play yer guitar - F.Zappa

I've yet to hear anyone come up with the answer to the age old question:

What's the difference between a duck?

ORIGINAL: bapu
I've yet to hear anyone come up with the answer to the age old question:

What's the difference between a duck?

One of it's legs are both the same, of course!

ORIGINAL: Jonbouy

ORIGINAL: bapu
I've yet to hear anyone come up with the answer to the age old question:

What's the difference between a duck?

One of it's legs are both the same, of course!

Ah, grasshopper. You are right in spirit but not right in mind.
The duck is not the literal duck, but the symbol for mans freedom from the ties that bind.
Try again grasshopper. This time, free your mind from unpure thoughts, if you can.

The duck maybe up, but it's feathers are down

feathers are down

Now, you're getting to the bass of the matter.

All seriousness aside

I've upped an outline drum track for you guys to track against.

I'm REALLY liking the sound of this one so far.

A duck in the hand is worth two in George Bush

A rolling duck gathers Kate Moss

People in glass houses shouldn't throw ducks

bought three pairs of matching interchangable spandex lederhosen

Saw that

Strumfucius he say:

Are those moths really attracted to the light - or are they the only ones you can see?

Was that before or after the pints