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That thing? You really should upgrade to current time keeping technology. They quit usin' the Mayan Calandar 1000 yrs ago.
Besides. According to it, the end of the world and my BD fall on the same day. That caaan't beee riiight!
Everyone would hold me responsible. So just throw that thing away, if ya know what's good fer me.

There's probably a Mayan Calendar app, if you're so inclined.

I guess it had to fall on someone's birthday. Why not yours? You'll be famous--not for very long, however.