Please don't be offended by this event! I humbly apologize to anyone who may take this wrong! I
Am so sorry!
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United
States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie
down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says:
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees becan, I theenk."
"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like becan. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the
distance, is a tree loaded with becan.
There's raw becan, there's fried becan, back becan, double smoked
becan, every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a becan tree!"
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
becan? Ees no meerage, ees a becan tree!"
With that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5
metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens
up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe
with his dying breath:
"Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a becan tree!"
"Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it? "
"Pepe ees not a bacon tree. Ees...
Ees....
Ees...
Ees...
Ees...
Ees...
Ees.... a ham bush."