Or to give him his full title: Mark "
State The Feckin' Obvious" Lawrenson.
Why on earth do they employ this irritating pillock?
I think he sits there at every feckin' game poised like a coiled cobra waiting for the
proper commentator to fluff his words so he can pounce with his trademark "That's easy for you to say" quip.
And how he sits there bold as brass through
every England game lying through his teeth
PRETENDING he wants them to win. And even if it's a position he
has to take due to his contractual obligation to the BBC to toe the corporate (literally) line, it's still wearing a bit thin with me.
He's from the Republic,
ipso facto he wants England and/or Team GB (
) to fail miserably at every possible opportunity.
This prick gets a million pounds of our Licence money a year to tell us something we already know because we just watched it happen.
I've decided to promote him to number 2 in my list of the three most annoying twats on television programmes (
TOTP):
- Noel "Tidy Beard" Edmonds
- Mark "State The Feckin' Obvious" Lawrenson (aka Mark "Blatant Hypocrite" Lawrenson)
- Adrian "Gobsh1te" Chiles
Arrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
