2012/07/24 19:12:27
bapu
Daryl like EVERYTHING. Even arse.
2012/07/25 08:58:51
spacey
bapu


So Michael,

What was the answer on the Carlos amp? I need one but I cannot be arsed to look it up.

Ed, you may know- my family is traveling so a friend stopped by to hang out last eve.
It was amazing....he had a briefcase with bags of pills labeled like- "Carlos", "Jimi"...etc..
and told me just take one, any and you're not going to believe it...
I picked the "Page" one.
In no time I was bloated to the point I felt like Charlie and grandpaw Joe must have felt
with that fizzy lifting drink....but it worked differently...
Instead of burping it was farting....THE AMAZING thing is they sounded like Jimmy Page!
I farted out Jimmy Page sounds out for hours!
My friend hate one for Carlos and farted a version of Windflower that would blow ya away!
And farts in harmony...man you'd have to be there.
 
My friend wouldn't tell me where he got them so I guess people will just have to keep trying
out amps....they're sure not getting my stash. ;)
2012/07/25 09:38:26
craigb
Lol!
2012/07/25 10:29:15
spacey
Maybe the stupid questions would be better if they
were combined?

Take "how to sound like Carlos" and mix it with "how do you get motivation?"

Now I have so much running through my head with that it may be days
before that whoshing sound in front and a little above forehead level
goes away...

But I do have some answers for those with those particular issues..here's one for ya ta try..
Get your wife or girlfriend to take a baseball bat and put on Abraxas
and while it's playing at 10 you bend over and let her...do her thing and
then have her start yelling at you to play that guitar and record it and
the bats not going anywhere until you sound like Carlos and get a good recording!
After all the money you spent on this crap PLAY you animal!!, PLAY IT LIKE CARLOS!.

Yep. Mixing them may be the way to go.
2012/07/25 11:47:37
craigb
You have strange preferences in ladies there Spacey!
2012/07/25 11:51:14
bapu
craigb


You have strange preferences in ladies there Spacey!

Don't knock it 'til you tried it?


2012/07/25 11:58:03
spacey
craigb


You have strange preferences in ladies there Spacey!

See...PC-T.
I have no desire to sound like Carlos nor do I have motivational
deficiencies. Just an offer to help those with............should I say it?
 
No, reckon it's best to let them be and best without me.
 
 
2012/07/25 12:04:50
craigb
I just checked Craigslist my list, can't find any motivation there either...
2012/07/25 13:15:47
Zonno
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