Bristol_Jonesey
As part of my diabetic care, I'm required to have blood taken twice a year for analysis (Mr Jones, your blood should NOT have a head on it 
)
Last time, the nurse doing the deed couldn't find a vein and bruised me considerably. She tried 3 times and even then only managed to fill half of one vial (they normally insist on taking 2 full ones)
The last time I saw the diabetes nurse, she helped herself to about 7.8372 pints* of my blood.
As always, I asked her if she was a vampire, and then if it would be just a 'little prick'.
Oh how she laughed...
"I've never heard either of those before fatty" she said.
But I know she was lying.
I'd used them both on my previous visit.
* Well, I am a man, and that's what it felt like.