It used to be irony.  Now, it's reality.  

Would it be a good thing or a bad thing to get 12 bacon (sic) rashes?

I think it would have been ironic had he been eating a salad.

The good and bad of freedom (the little bit we still have). I'm sure some politician will see this and attempt to protect us from ourselves with some new regulations.

The eater cannot claim he wasn't warned though, huh?

J

jamesg1213


I think it would have been ironic had he been eating a salad.

+1 - they just don't get it mate ;)

I should do my joke....

 
SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP THE SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY

Jay Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony.
 
"It was weird," Fullmer said. "I was in London and, like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather, eh?" and I thought "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather."
 
Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.
 
Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, plans to use irony himself in future. "I'm, like, using it all the time," he said.
 
"Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them to a crisp and I said "Hey, great weather!".

SteveStrummerUK


 
SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP THE SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY

Jay Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony.
 
"It was weird," Fullmer said. "I was in London and, like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather, eh?" and I thought "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather."
 
Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.
 
Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, plans to use irony himself in future. "I'm, like, using it all the time," he said.
 
"Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them to a crisp and I said "Hey, great weather!".

That's ground chuckle!  

For irony to "be dead" it would have to be alive, no?