2012/07/17 18:51:18
skylightron
Dec., 2012

Charlie, aka Beepster receives a parcel post package in the mail.

Beepster: It's my new Sonar X2 Production Suite! Yeaaah!  Beep, beep, beep, beep!

Beepster: It must be Cakemas in December.

Opening the new shiny black box, Beepster sees a Golden ticket.

In back of the ticket reads, "Save this and Redeem for your next version of Sonar Production Suite for FREE and also receive a FREE tour of the Cakewalk Factory."

Beepster: Whaahooo! Beep, beep, beep, beep!

Beepster: I've always dreamed of meeting Mr. Willy and see how the cakes are baked

Somewhere miles away, in the same continent.

Fastbikerboy is riding X1mph down the street in his fast bike.

From the sky a package falls and marks an X2 on his helmet with the inscription, "To our favorite fan."

Opening the package he sees a Golden Ticket.

Fastbikerboy: YeeHaw!... This got to be the works of the bakers.  

Somewhere in the states.

Bristol_Jonesy: Marlene... I didn't get that job promotion but I just got a Golden Ticket. It's the latest Promotion through Cakewalk - Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory.

Marlene: This reminds me of your heyday! 

Bristol_Jonesy: Yeah, someone at that factory eats too much or smokes too much cake.












2012/07/17 18:59:21
Beepster
You are a very strange fellow. I hope they don't kick you off for your silliness as you have tossed some very helpful and insightful stuff at the forum... when you're not being silly that is.
2012/07/17 19:47:42
OlSkoolGuy
And, for the record, Jonesy is NOT "Somewhere in the states". He's in Bristol... hence the moniker. And it AIN'T Bristol, TN.
2012/07/17 19:52:24
Seth Perlstein [Cakewalk]
Sadly, our Boston office is not nearly as interesting as Mr. Wonka's factory. Next time I'm there I'll see what I can do about installing a chocolate river, but no promises. 


SP
2012/07/17 19:56:08
Beepster
HOORAY! Chocolate! wait... i don't care for sweets... Can it be a pickle brine river instead? Or perhaps a ranch dressing hose?
2012/07/17 20:26:29
michaelhanson
....but what is a chocolate river with out some Oompa Loompa's...
2012/07/17 20:30:42
Lanceindastudio
or bristol rhode island, though that is much closer to the bakers!
2012/07/17 20:36:43
David
coffee house!
2012/07/17 21:01:05
g_randybrown
David


coffee house!

nah, let's see where this goes...nothing else interesting happening any way.
2012/07/18 03:42:07
Bristol_Jonesey
Seth Perlstein [Cakewalk
]

Sadly, our Boston office is not nearly as interesting as Mr. Wonka's factory. Next time I'm there I'll see what I can do about installing a chocolate river, but no promises. 


SP


If you do that Seth I promise I'll emigrate to Boston
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