drive?..
eee lad, thar were lucky.. drive you say? drive?.. back 'int mah day we didnt drive, no lad.. did we cycle? you say.. nah lad, cycles were for t'rich folk, we walked.. aye we walked, and not in shoes y'know we were lucky to have socks.. i had socks, once, gray they were..or were they?.. thems may have been white for all ah know cos we dint have no washing machine why not? well that needs electric dont it..and electric isnt for us folks, and when somebody asked if we knew abaht sonar we said dont be daft we all know abaht sonar..oh yeah he said .. (a smarty fooker he were) well show me your sonar he says all smugly like you know how those people are... so i said well lad folla me and i walked ..w no shoes remember! just them greay that was mebbe white socks on..and i took him down t' the beach cos oop here in yorksha we got good beeches y'know.. anyways we get to beach and he says so where is th sonar and dont you know you need electrickery for runnin a sonar.. and am standing thinkin what a footsy smartypants and am gonna show im lahke so ah wade inta tha water and sticks me 'ed inta tha north sea and yell "is thah any submarines in thayre".. and since i didnt hear no echo then of course theres no submarines..so thats sonar lad and dont forget it.