Story 1 (I won't promise these will be exciting, but they WILL get me closer to double platypii, so...)
Back in the late 80's my friend bought a VW bug for $200 because a surfer said the engine had seized even though the engine and transmission were new (my friend guessed correctly that it was a simple fix - cost him about $35 and he had a great running car). However, the surfer had "modified" the bug - which was already a very bright yellow - by cutting off the top with a hammer and screwdriver. As bad as that sounds (and it was bad), there was something about riding in that car that everyone wanted to wave at you, including people in Bentley's on Rodeo Drive in Hollywood.
Anyway, one night we were in said bug driving in Hollywood and going to attend one of the Comedy Clubs back when Jay Leno was just the MC there. We were inside when we began to hear some rumbles and wondered what they were. Suddenly it hit us that it was thunder and we only had a very open convertible to drive in! So we hauled ass out of there and barely outran the storm getting back to my friend's apartment. It was a summer night with very bizarre lightning going off everywhere. Lots of pane lightning that I'd never seen before, but lots of nasty strikes that were causing fires and other problems (fire engine sirens were wailing all around us). I'm standing at the covered entrance to the apartment complex watching the display (it hadn't started raining yet) when a bolt hit the transformer on a pole about 15 feet away from me. The only thing between me and the pole was a one-lane alley down the back of the complex. Everything went completely white then the transformer exploded into green and the noise was indescribable. I literally was deafened AND blinded for a few minutes (the power going off probabaly helped there - heh). My friend's brother came running out to find out what happened and helped me into the apartment. Apparently the electricity caused my hair to stand straight up which he found very hillarious. I can still see a picture in my head of that transformer going - wildest thing I think I've ever seen. I'm probably pretty lucky that I didn't get electrocuted, but I was too enthralled with the light show - amazing stuff! I've never come close to seeing a display like that since.