Someone should tell "The Chosen One" that she's in danger of marrying an alien imposter.
I don't know how long this alien has been impersonating our dear Mooch, the name change to "Conkwistadoor" was the first clue, but was it even the real Mooch that lured Bapu to his secret liar?
How do you know all this? you ask. It has to be true because I know where the original Mooch is... Partying over here with Holly and her new friend Wally.
Here's the proof.
