jamesg1213

THE BIG QUESTION She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?" You hesitate in responding......................-10 You reply, "Where?".............................-35 You reply, "No, I think it's your arse".........-100 Any other response..............................-20

Yes..when Mrs G asked 'how does this dress look?' I probably shouldn't have said 'like a boa constrictor digesting a giraffe?'


-Infinity for me.

You should have said if you lie down you'd look like a hat...

Or is that for when they look more like a boa constrictor digesting an elephant?

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry where are you when I need you?

Wookiee


Much simpler than that just accept the fact that you are wrong, always and forever.

Besides, both parties have to be kept challenged in order to play the game........it's never about winning or loosing.

YOUR PHYSIQUE You develop a noticeable pot belly...................-15 You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it...+10 You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy shirts...-30 You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."......-800

Well Ive gain back the weight I lost training and running the Chicago marathon last year - and prob gained back even more ...soooooooo






how many points is that ?




I must say all your advice and this poit system is EXCELLENT!

Mooch4056

YOUR PHYSIQUE You develop a noticeable pot belly...................-15 You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it...+10 You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy shirts...-30 You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."......-800

Well Ive gain back the weight I lost training and running the Chicago marathon last year - and prob gained back even more ...soooooooo






how many points is that ?




I must say all your advice and this poit system is EXCELLENT!

Mooch ol buddy, I thought you were just training for another marathon (mentioned in another Fred....heatwave/ice packs/steam etc...)? I'm sure you must be at least staying in good shape to keep up with Bapu no?
 
About this point system advice......I wonder if they have some sort of a credit card you can use to offset all the negative points collected? 

There are two ways to engage in an argument with a woman:
1) Let her think she is winning
2) Let her win

No other option works.  

Of course my philosophy was always "Don't argue with your wife, dicker."

jamesg1213


Yes..when Mrs G asked 'how does this dress look?' I probably shouldn't have said 'like a boa constrictor digesting a giraffe?'


-Infinity for me.

Finally! I've heard a line that will get you in more trouble than, "Good Lord, who shot the drapes?"... 


(PS - I fully expect I'll be moving from the garage to a van by a river very soon...)

Background...  A good 20+ years ago, my girlfriend was the roommate of MY roommate's girlfriend (in other words, both of the girls shared an apartment and my roommate and I lived in the same house along with a couple of others).

Anyway, I'm talking with my roommate in a room when his girlfriend walks in and drops that famous "Do I look fat in this?" question.  So, what does my roommate do?  He cups his hands over both ears and runs out of the room screaming and didn't return.  I would have been LMAO if he hadn't left me to deal with the aftermath of a VERY pissed off girl and, although "I" had nothing to do with his reaction at all, somehow both she AND my girlfriend (after she heard what happened) were mad at both of us.  I still remember wondering why "I" wasn't getting any because of something my roommate did...  (It WAS the funniest response to that question that I'd ever seen though!)