my wife will be gone for a couple of weeks, leaving tomorrow,
and I can't cook.
Nearest town is 15 miles away and I know
I'll have to get pretty hungry before I make that
drive.
And I'm lazy. Well I'd rather work on something
than try to fix food.
So if you don't hear from me...I starved and most
likely in drive-up heaven, if there is one. Maybe
I'll go south and wind up at Taco Hell. Either way...
you'll know something happened and ya have a 50-50
shot....yes I'm worried.

You built gtr's but you can't boil an egg?

Re-organising the fridge might give you some ideas
 
 
Edit: you're welcome to eat here :)

Spacey,
 This sounds very familiar, except I go cross the forest on the dirt roads to Waffle House when I finally can't hold out any longer. :-)


best,
mike

15 miles wouldn't stop me.
(Eating is one of my favorite hobbies!)

Sometimes I don't eat until I am about to starve... I can cook I just never want to take the time to do it. Good luck... stock up on "brick oven" frozen pizza and corndogs, canned ravaoli, cereal and milk, cheese or malt crackers, and delivery!! Take out Chinese food will sometimes get you through several days.

Ovaltine and half a dozen raw eggs is a fast and good meal too (not in the same glass).

J

(...)

Lol Alex...my next one may look like....ohh noooo......Becan! And funny
you should say that- I've been looking around the kitchen and it's obvious...
it won't be her fault! I stand back to open the fridge.
Man I'd love to break bread with ya. Someday maybe.

Mike I've been checking out survivor man...I walked out to the shop earlier
and realized I was looking for bugs and weird stuff wondering........
eggs raw can't be all bad.

Craig I wish you lived next door.

Julien I sure understand putting it off and I just don't like cooking. I've tried
many times to enjoy it and it's just nothing but a hassle. I'd rather slop something
on some bread and head on.
 
Soens....that's a great idea....BEAGLE! Here buddy, here buddy..
I noticed she got a big box of Captain Crunch so if I ration........there's Mini Wheats
too so I can do some cinnamin toast and at least the examiner will know I tried.

Hungry Man © dinners?? One dollar a pop... just saying

There always a place at the table here.



Bit of a journey but if ya hungry!

I wood send him a dry ice meal, in my younger days on the farm , we shipped strawberries via dry ice on the railway lines to the Yankees .. LOL