Hi,
2 pieces of Whole Wheat Bread
Toast then ... partially dark
A little Great Poupon on the left side
A little non-fat Mayonaise on the right
Slice of Pepper Jack Cheese on the right (TJ's only)
Slice of Sharp Cheddar Cheese on the left (TJ's only)
Some green lettuce
2 tomato slices
Very thin slice of red onion
a couple of ounces of dark turkey meat
Close the sandwich and press a little ... Stare at it for a minute, because your stomach is about to get treated to a meal ... use your left and right hands carefully and bring one corner of the sandwich to your mouth ... open it ... insert a bit of the sandwich ... take a slow bite ... pull the sandwich out slowly ... bite away at least 12 times ... enjoy the taste and swallow it!
Voila!
A treat for kings and queens ... well, them too, I guess!