Hi, I'm Napoleon of the Happy Bidets here with my buds Justin and Cleo to announce the release of our latest album, Folded, Spindled and Mutilated! It's a trite little journey about role-playing games, skate boards, teenage masturbation and Justin's dog, Butch all wrapped in an auto-tuned, drop-d metal package. Be sure to download it twice so you can have one copy at home and one on your iPod! Peace!