I'm probably going to hate myself for getting involved here, but let me chime in....
I know the OP....we're good friends and went to college together in the late 80's....I love him like a brother. He built the guitar you see in my avatar, for me as a gift when I suffered a family loss.
We live several hours away from each other.... and after college continued playing together via 4-track cassette player....around 1999 we each bought an M-Audio Delta 1010 and a version of Cakewalk Pro Audio 9.
And that's what he has used ever since. I finally upgraded in 2010 to Sonar 8.5....and then to X3 last year, and Platinum this year. (and a Roland Octa Capture a couple years ago)
He finally decided to replace his aging computer and his 1010 which was having some physical issues, with (at my suggestion) Sonar Professional and a Roland Quad Capture.....
And he's had more issues than I thought he was going to.....it's a HUGE change and he is completely overwhelmed at the moment. (The idea of VST's is completely foreign to him, as an example)
I was able to explain to him how to get the view he wanted and am trying to get him situated....but, he's more about "just recording" rather than learning the processes necessary. And we've gotten a little frustrated with one another during this process...so I think he felt the need to vent his frustrations here...
So....I can guarantee you he's not a troll...and he's not a jerk....just a guy going from software that's 16 years old or more to the newest version...
I had made several of the same suggestions many of you have regarding Groove 3, youtube videos, google, and the like.... but....he isn't really into change....though once he gets used to it I know (hope) he's gonna love it.
There...how often do you get a complete explanation regarding an angry post! ;-)