I tried having a virtual life once. My virtual persona went offline and created a non-virtual me. That guy came over to my place, ate my Cheetos and hogged my recliner. I tried to reason with my virtual self, but he won the virtual debate. My virtual self's non-virtual self took over my life. I couldn't even live in my van down by the river because he was driving my van and the police don't let you live down by the river without a van.
In desparation, I attempted to delete my virtual self. Unfortunately, my virtual self had anticipated this move and had directed his non-virtual self to change my password to something other than "password", "1234" or "becan". Now, I'm worried that my virtual self will retaliate and attempt to delete me.
It's just the sort of thing I would do if I were him.