Thanks for everyone's ideas. While I'm not likely to buy anything, since this is all in the name of a single song, I have done some research and learned about the obscure little plug-in called sfz which ships with Sonar and does a little of what I want, though it appears I can only load a single wav. I then learned about .sfz and .sf2 files, apparently two flavors of the same thing, and a tool called Polyphone which allows me to create them using samples. This was very promising at first, as I grasped how it worked fairly quickly and created a test .sf2 file. And while sfz claims to be able to import sf2 files, it wouldn't recognize the one I made with Polyphone, however. Maybe Session Drummer will allow me to import an sf2 file I create with Polyphone. I'm getting there slowly.