Alright. That learn button at the bottom of the mixer I referred to that turns everything green seems to actually be for mapping the faders and other controls. Not the kit peices themselves. The Key Map that Rail just pointed to is in the "Options Menu" which is at the top middle of the BFD screen. There are two buttons. One is a box with a checkmark and beside that is a box with a question mark (that's the help button obviously). The options menu is the checkmark. A drop down appears with a "Key Map" option. Click that and up comes the key map. It's a piano keyboard (like a piano roll) with MIDI notes and kit piece descriptions. Cool. Now we're gettin' somewhere. BRB... and seriously Rail, thank you. I hope you stick around.