Okay, sorry I didn't get back sooner.
Uhhh, I don't know why, but as far as I can tell, it appears to be the track template I was using.
I have always used the "normal" template to start a song because I use audio and midi tracks.
I started a new project and used the "16 track audio" template and everything seems to be fine, regardless of what my input is set to, I get a true mono recording now in one channel, which is what I wanted.
Much thanks to everyone!