After some intense searching I have found the formula to calculate exactly the right number of guitars to have. Here is the formula...
 
Current number of guitars + 1 more = Perfect number of guitars

Rats! I'm one short!

Me too!

I have 5 actual guitars + 12 virtual guitars, does that count ?

I knew I was missing something. It is that +1 guitar. Hmmm.... Must resist the urge.

Sorry. Double post.

I am always one guitar short.  And I always miss the free beer at the restaurant I frequent - the sign always says "Free Beer tomorrow!"

2 Ukes and an accordion........Polka On!!!

Who needs geeters when you have basses.
 
Oh drat, I'm one short on basses.

I have one too many guitars..the LPJr
1. Epiphone Non Reverse Thunderbird V 94 Korean P/J pups
2. Yakima Pbass copy 70s Japan
3. 06 Takamine GC model acoustic w/ TK-40
4. 05 Hofner Colorama doublecut w/mini's
5. '11 Epiphone LPJr
 
a frugal "collection" Amp was only $200 as well. Egnater Renegade 1x12- I got it with a blown transformer for $100 from a fellow who made a bad choice on who to fix the orignal xmfr problem. The OEM xfmr lasted 6 months and it blew. I had to drive a150+ miles to pick it up, took it straight to Egnater and they put a stock xfmr back in for $100. They also replaced the tube sockets ans they thought they were a little loose. That was a year ago, and it's still cranking. The most versatile amp I have ever owned.
 
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