I am calm. You seem to be a lot more upset than I am. Every time I get stuck, I go to a video or a manual, and very seldom do I find my answer on my own. So I ask here and get the answer. I never said I didn't or wouldn't ask questions, and to say I dismissed your advice out of hand is not correct. I have read manuals all my life, and I just don't "get" this one.
I don't recall any video telling me to setup my amp sim and vocal effects because my singer/guitarist needs to have the effects on to perform better. I had to jump around 3 or 4 videos before I stopped screwing that up.
So far, my process is
1. get a rhythm guitar track from John put to a click
2. make drum loop for song at correct bpm
3. re-record rhythm guitar with drum loop
4. add bass(me playing)
5. record vocal(John)
6. record lead guitar(John)
7. edit and add spices
8. ready for mixdown
9. Not there yet.