(whispering)
Now we can see the Bert Guy in his natural habitat. While he's currently reveling in the excitement of realizing a significant life goal, the elation will fade as the realization sets in that the attainment of the goal feels somewhat empty. What else is there? Is this it? Is reaching the top of a page in the FSF to be the high point of his life? If so, isn't that rather sad?
I think he may have heard us. Look at how his cheeks are puffing in and out. You can see the steam pour from his nostrils. Well, some of that was steam, anyway. I'm not sure, but I think he's going to charge. You're on your own. I'm outta here.
(runs for the Jeep)