Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

2015/08/18 14:41:00

bapu

heh heh Mesh said what Bert sed

2015/08/18 14:45:58

Mesh

Mesh am what ewe mash AM......a ruffled critter, sitting on a litter of a muffled titter.

2015/08/18 15:10:48

Bert Guy

And as the truth about this woman's redundant bosom became known to the assembled crowd, a muffled titter went through the room.

(Cue video of a guy wearing a muffler running through a crowded room groping all available female breasts.)

2015/08/18 15:32:20

Mesh

Bosom buddies?

2015/08/18 15:32:34

Mesh

Breast friends?

2015/08/18 15:33:10

Mesh

Tit for tat?
Straight to the TOP?

2015/08/18 16:50:13

Ham N Egz

A chicken farmer went to the local bar ... He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.



The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."



"What a coincidence" said the farmer, who added: "It is a special day for me ... I'm celebrating





"It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.



"What a coincidence" said the farmer.



While they toasted, the man asked: "What are you celebrating?"



"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant."



"What a coincidence!" said the farmer. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."



"This is awesome" said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"



"I used a different rooster" the farmer said.



The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence"

2015/08/18 17:58:04

craigb

That joke is safe until Bapu reminds us about Daryl's Uncle and his big co... Nevermind.

2015/08/19 08:46:32

Mesh

2015/08/19 09:08:11

Moshkito

Hi,

The other side?

You mean there is more to believe in?

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