Beepster
paulo
Beepster
I'm not sure what my overweight girlfriend (whom I'm in an "open" relationship with) has to do with any of this.
Your girlfriend is a man with a big beard or a bear ?
I don't know why I want to know this, but I do.
Urban Dictionary is your friend, friend.
Hint: Ed is my beard.
Hmmmm...........
So........
Bapu is your pretend girlfriend who you parade around town in an attempt to disguise the fact that you are really into men?
I know he's not exactly Chuck Norris, but I'm having trouble picturing as a convincing female.
#wisheshehadntaskednow