I mean do the existing whiskers suddenly turn shock white or do the white whiskers sprout freakishly all at once to catch up with the other whiskers (and overshoot) or am I some kind of wizard or what?
 
Seriously the only greys I'm currently getting are in my beard and it's like *BOOM*... totally random ultra long freaky lookin' white whisker that I have to trim back or pluck after which it grows back alongside it's less pigmentally challenged brethrin and adds to the collection of other frightened beard whiskers.
 
Am I gonna die?

Yes.
 
You are going to die.

Aw fiddlesticks.
 
*kicks dirt*

You won't die, you will regenerate.

Bad Wolf?

Maybe you'll be a ginger this time.  ...or even female.

How do you know I'm not already... hmmmmm?

Ginger female?  Or just ginger.  Or just female.  If female are you hot?  If female ginger, meh (no offense intended). 

Oh, I'm hawt baybee!
 
#catfishing4tehlulz

What little hair that's left to me is free of grey, but the whiskers are another matter. Those white buggers have the same tensile strength as steel. They seem to be invulnerable to electric razors.