Wibbles
What little hair that's left to me is free of grey, but the whiskers are another matter. Those white buggers have the same tensile strength as steel. They seem to be invulnerable to electric razors.

Are you The Fly?

Beepster

Wibbles
What little hair that's left to me is free of grey, but the whiskers are another matter. Those white buggers have the same tensile strength as steel. They seem to be invulnerable to electric razors.

Are you The Fly?

No, I just grew up near a nuclear power station.
 

Grey is the new black?

I've been grey for over 20 years and I'm only 17
(in my mind)

bapu
I've been grey for over 20 years and I'm only 17
(in my mind)

Stones?

I just looked in the mirror and my beard is white too? 
Thank you very much Beepster 

Wibbles

Beepster

Wibbles
What little hair that's left to me is free of grey, but the whiskers are another matter. Those white buggers have the same tensile strength as steel. They seem to be invulnerable to electric razors.

Are you The Fly?

No, I just grew up near a nuclear power station.
 

And there was me thinking that ready brek kids were on the path to holiness... now I know it's cos it was laced with nuclear isotopes.
 

I shaved mine off for awhile. Looked like a schmuck. Grew it back. Now I look like less of a schmuck.
 
Might as well embrace it. Just for Men beard and mustache dye gets expensive,

It starts with the gray/white beard hair, then you start getting odd/twisted hairs in the ears (WTH?), and it gets even worse!
Hair stops growing where it should... and starts growing in strange places.
Who came up with the idea of ear-hair?
 

I can relate to that. Ever since I found a two incher growing off one of my ears I do the daily "ear check". I'm scratching my ear and feel this long thing, I think maybe I somehow got fishing line on my ear like WTH!!! No it was 
a long one growing on there.....see what old people have to look forward to? I also need to do the eyebrow check and the nose hair check. My wife's like, whats that thing in your eyebrow? Sure enough one of those hairs just went beserk and grew 10 times faster than the others and was growing the wrong way