I'm living in the South East of the UK and used to live in Braintree. Then I moved to Cambridge.
 
It's scary that the Bakers are following me and naming the Sonar updates on where I have lived. This leads me to believe that the next update will be named UGLY. It's a small village near one of the London airports (Stanstead) where my wife is an active member of the Ugly Women's Institute...............................  

Well, as the poet said, "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life..."

I'm not only the President of The Fugly Man's Club, I'm a member too.

I would have thought you more of a Ron Popiel hair in a can kind of guy. I knew a guy who rust proofed a Chevy Monza (sweet ride) with 3 cans of that stuff. Is that where the term "hairy undercarriage" came from?

Is Mesh up to the challenge, marking that last one as helpful?

BassDaddy
Is Mesh up to the challenge, marking that last one as helpful?

Yup

I know the answer :)

Just tell me. I promise. Won't tell anyone. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more.

bapu
I'm not only the President of The Fugly Man's Club, I'm a member too.

I'm a founding member.  Back in those days you had to be seriously ugly to even be considered.  Our standards are really slipping...
 

I'm still going with Dover.
 
Which, apparently, was where my wife was conceived