Good ideas folks...after updating all video drivers, checking usb power settings, cleaning/checking a ton of connections, and experimenting with powered usb hubs, I found a suitable solution!
I installed a usb-3 card directly into a PCIE slot (per Craig A's note), bypassing all the Asus MB ports. Result, no HD/mouse noise! And there was much rejoicing let me tell you....gimmie that bottle!
I suspect that the Asus ports have some issue that allows this bleed through/interference.
Thanks for the responses, once again the awesome Forum hive mind has solved the problem, returning the Anomaly back to the source and saving Zion....