Okay, fully updated. PP account is active. Man they changed their look DRASTICALLY since I last logged in.
Anyway... looks like the "Send Money to Friends and Family" option is what they have used to replace the old "Gift" option. It says it is free for domestic transactions. Not sure if that includes US to Canada.
I'm going to send PMs to everyone who said they'd like to pitch in with my paypal addy. I'll keep an eye on the balance and once we hit the mark I'll post something to let everyone know it's covered.
Seriously... thanks guys. This is unbelievable. What a great place.