The bar has been set extremely high for tonight's performance .
For those that may not know it ,
Our guest conductor will be teaching a unique Master Class to his Orchestra of Fart Disciples in the afternoon .
Those that survive the preliminary afternoon culling will have the privilege of performing in a unique multi media event such as the civilized world has never seen or heard before
All the musicians and performers must bring their Gastronomical A Game .
Having only the correct amount of Poo Tential is simply not enough .
One has to posses at the very least a high degree of proficiency in the genre of World Class Camping Tent Fart Chops to be able to perform many of the difficult musical phrases and Rapid Cadenza's that are featured in
Buttovens Highly Acclaimed Masterpiece
Opus in B Flat-ulence . In addition to those minimum requirements , our guest Conductor has issued the decree to all the members of the Orchestra that they must know their parts as well as the back of their butt wiping hand., they will also have warmed up their Anuses correctly before entering The Stage Area , and there will be no Shart's of any kind Allowed
As an added bonus , tonight's performance will be filmed and recorded by the finest mobile tech crew P B S has ever assembled using a new technology called Smell O Vision .
Come one , come all . Come Smellebrate this open air event in all it's musty fart drenched glory .
Experience a ground shaking Smellingly Horrific musical performance like none other in The History of Music .
We hope to see you there .
signed ,
Gasping for Breath