The name Coffee House fits this place rather well because a lot of us here have been known to act a lot like yesterday’s coffee, a little weak in the bean!
 
Kenny

paulo
I think it's because coffee tastes like arse*, but they didn't wanna call it the arse house because......... well just don't do a www search for that is all I'm saying.
 
* Disclaimer: I have never tasted arse, but coffee is how I imagine it must taste.

It depends on the coffee, it depends on the arse.

Note to self , next time bring my own bean to the gig .
That coffee in The Green Room sure tastes like arse .

 
Kenny

Wibbles

paulo
I think it's because coffee tastes like arse*, but they didn't wanna call it the arse house because......... well just don't do a www search for that is all I'm saying.
 
* Disclaimer: I have never tasted arse, but coffee is how I imagine it must taste.

It depends on the coffee, it depends on the arse.

You're obviously a connoisseur of both then.
 
I'll take your word for it.

kennywtelejazz
Note to self , next time bring my own bean to the gig .
That coffee in The Green Room sure tastes like arse .

 
Kenny

I suspect that JBJ might have got to it first.

paulo

kennywtelejazz
Note to self , next time bring my own bean to the gig .
That coffee in The Green Room sure tastes like arse .

 
Kenny

I suspect that JBJ might have got to it first.

 
Come to think of it paulo you may be right. 
 
Since we have all heard of the phrase "Smells Like Fish , Tastes Like Chicken "
 
I think you may have come up with a new one for the books .
 
" Smells Like Coffee , Tastes Like Arse "
 
Come to think of it I suspect JBJ must have been reading your posts here in this thread
 
Here he is messing around over by the Coffee Maker backstage after the sound check ...
 
 

 
Then he had the nerve to do one of these after Ritchie and the other band members busted him with the overwhelming evidence of his backstage Pre-Concert  Coffee Enema .
 

 
 
 
Kenny

paulo

Wibbles

paulo
I think it's because coffee tastes like arse*, but they didn't wanna call it the arse house because......... well just don't do a www search for that is all I'm saying.
 
* Disclaimer: I have never tasted arse, but coffee is how I imagine it must taste.

It depends on the coffee, it depends on the arse.

You're obviously a connoisseur of both then.
 
I'll take your word for it.

Yes I am. Yummy. 

Why "Coffee House"?
 
Because "Juvenile Detention Center" was already taken.

TheMaartian
Why "Coffee House"?
 
Because "Juvenile Detention Center" was already taken.

WOW! In for the win . One can't argue against that statement
 
Kenny

kennywtelejazz
... One can't argue against that statement
 
Kenny

Don't be so sure. I'll argue about anything.