Wooooohoo!!! You guys couldn't possibly comprehend how flipping excited and proud of myself I am right now! Granted it's asimple opperation - strip the wires inside, strip the cable, twist em together - but it WORKS!!! After a week or so of struggling with one-sided, unreliable cardboard-box sound, my right monitor is back for round two!
Thanks Cactus, and of course everyone else who gave input
(Edit): humorously enough, it looked like my cable, which had red/white shieldings, was OPPOSITE the speaker which had red/black. I had it inititally with the reds connected and was wondering why it felt like all the bass was gone in my test tracks and that the bass would come back when everything is panned to only one side. haha!