PopStarWannabe
Why keeps everyone asking for that crappy obsolete useless synth-wannabe?
Because they obviously want it regardless of your analysis. Sometimes that “crappy obsolete useless...” thing has exactly the sound that is needed. I recall when the Roland 303 was a crappy, useless bass machine that sounded nothing like bass, started selling for ridiculous prices used because an entire genre was suddenly invented that utilized it.
I recently stuck a sound from the old si strings that I had never actually used in the 10+ years as a placeholder and ended up liking it . If someone has use for something old, obsolete, etc, they owe nobody an explanation as to why.