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2018/08/13 21:53:58

batsbrew

“Mr. Snake approaches Mr. Turtle on a river bank and asks Mr. Turtle for a ride across the water since he can't swim the river himself.

Mr. Turtle politely refuses to oblige, reasoning that if he were to give Mr. Snake a ride across the river, he would surely be bitten.

Mr. Snake protests saying that it would be foolish for him to bite the one carrying him, since it would result in him perishing also.

Mr. Turtle considers the argument, then agrees to ferry Mr. Snake over the broad river. When they are half way across the river Mr. Turtle feels a sharp pain and realizes he has been bitten by Mr. Snake.
As the venom is beginning to take effect, Mr. Turtle sadly and resolutely asks Mr. Snake why he bit him, since the biting will also result in Mr. Snake's demise.

A wry smile came upon Mr. Snake's face. ‘I bit you because I am a snake, Mr. Turtle; that is my nature.’

2018/08/14 00:26:22

Kamikaze

All snakes can swim.

2018/08/15 02:09:24

abacab

Even rattlesnakes!

2018/08/15 13:13:04

Fleer

Mesh
abacab
Yup. This guy, and that other fellow with the incoherent long rambling posts...

Sorry about that.....~~an older boy~~ McQ made me do it.

I deed not.

2018/08/15 14:14:04

bapu

2∞&>

2018/08/15 14:45:18

Mesh

OH look who's back, it's:

Mike McQ
Mister Happy
dj Squarewave
Bash von Gitfiddle

The never ending pursuit of happiness is suffering from an identity crisis?

2018/08/15 15:35:38

kennywtelejazz

A name change is only as good as the actions that will soon follow

History has proven this time and time again as an Evolutionary Sort of Thing .
Until you change your actions , you will always be Mr Prickster too me

Kenny

2018/08/15 17:01:44

Starise

I will say those names are creative...McGitfiddle? Howdy there I'm Mr Tunasamich.

2018/08/15 21:19:31

drewfx1

I actually think naming him as a Bash was rather apt.

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