Everything is behind something! When I was looking for things I couldn't ever find them. I'd think " where is (anything) " and It wouldn't be in sight. One day XX asked "weren't you looking for this" and said "why yes! I was!". It was behind something and I couldn't see it. Now I look behind everything and THERE IT IS! Whatever I Am looking for!

nein, nein, nein!

  ja, ja, ja!

oui, oui, oui!
 
 
 

si, si si!
 

bayoubill
Everything is behind something! When I was looking for things I couldn't ever find them. I'd think " where is (anything) " and It wouldn't be in sight. One day XX asked "weren't you looking for this" and said "why yes! I was!". It was behind something and I couldn't see it. Now I look behind everything and THERE IT IS! Whatever I Am looking for!

Mostly what I need is behind a bunch of other things and they all fall down when I look for the other thing.Then I realize the other thing wasn't there, instead it was in front of something where I could see it or someone else has it and won't let me have it. I think they call this Murphy's Law. If it was all Murphy's law none of us would be here. Something has to go right sometime.
 
 

In my experience everything is always in the last place I look, so my advice to anyone who is looking for something is to think of the last place that they would look for it and look there first

paulo
In my experience everything is always in the last place I look, so my advice to anyone who is looking for something is to think of the last place that they would look for it and look there first

Which is always behind something when I look for it! Besides, I can't remember where that last place would be anyway and or what I need is behind a bunch of other things and they all fall down when I look for the other thing.Then I realize the other thing wasn't there, instead it was in front of something where I could see it or someone else has it and won't let me have it. 

I still haven't found what I'm looking for

Where are my keys!