Oddly enough, I am not a chef. I am the only one in the house, however, to cook and then enjoy a culinary delight known to my family as "Dad Chow".
Cook a box of your favorite Mac 'N' Cheese (Kraft Velveeta Shells and Cheese is preferred)
After stirring in the cheese, pour in a large can of Baked Beans (I go with Busch's Bold and Spicy)
Stir in handfuls of shredded cheese as needed until the desired consistency is attained (somewhere between thick and "cement")
Sprinkle in a layer of Corn Chips
Shovel into a large bowl (or trough) and serve.
Strangely enough, my wife wants nothing to do with this. She tells our kids that they don't want to grow up too much like Dad...