Enquiring minds and all that...
 
#ILOVEYOUSTRAUMMYEVENTHOUGHYOUARENOTBAPU

 
Dear Beepsi
 
No one is, was, or ever will be Bapsi.
 
I tried once.
 
So I can be sure.
 
 
 
 
 
 
No llamas were hurt in the dong during the ma ing of this post.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
>>>(insert any 5-letter word here)<<<
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Incimadentally, the letter " " isn't working on my  eyboard.
 
 
 
That too is true.
 
 
 
 
 
MMMMmmmmm ..... I'm a bit pec ish.
 
 
I might order me some delicious Pe ing Duc .
 
Coo ed in a very hot wo .
 
 
 
 
 
Yours affectionately and in much gratitude for the attention,
 
SteveStrummerU 

 
 
P  t...
 
Now the  ec ing " " has pac ed up as well.
 
 
 
 
I  new this cheap  eyboard was a waste o  money a ter all.
 
 
 
Which letter on Straummy's dread ul  eyboard will stop wor ing next?
 
 
 
En uiring minds do indeed need to  now.

 
 
Hah! I see what what I did there.

 
 
Anywho, enough o  this nonsense. It's time for me to  ec  o   to me bed  uic time.

We're inserting 5 what's in whut now?!
 
I'll get me coat...
 
*steals steve's coat*

 
 
Only  ive more posts to go.
 
(Actually just  our a ter this one)
 
 
Thirty one thousand  uips and boundless   nowledge imparted to my adoring  ans and  riends.
 
 
It's been e  ortless I have to say.
 
 
 uite simply a pleasure.

 
 
No no no no no Beep5.
 
There are no  ives inserted.
 
De initely not.

 
 
Hey hey we're the mon ees, and people say we mon ey around.
 
Interesting.
 
Dary  likes mon eys.

 
 
........ and now  or something completely di  erent, a video about  anks: