I might have seen a dog playing a bass guitar and smoking...maybe. I'm checking my meds now.

I've seen and heard a monkey play a smoking bass that just brought out the medicine pipe.

Wha!!!? I must have missed the monkey. 
 
 
The dog was playing a 6 string. My bad. The whole thing didn't include any aural sensations.

Yeah! A bass playing cigarette (or reasonable factsimuley) smoking lab with the same on drums only playing drums!
It could evolve into the COFFEE HOUNDS band. A k 9 power pack howling rock and roll band! Barking out the sounds of the Coffee House! 

Doggonit you might be onto something here! Not a shaggy idea at all.

EUREKA! 
The Doggonit Coffee Hound Band! 
                                                   By Coffee House

I'll bet you three coons and a rabbit it has possibilities.

.....thought proceases...... thought proceases....
 
How Bout The DogGOne CofFeeHoUnd  Band!

bayoubill
Yeah! A bass playing cigarette (or reasonable factsimuley) smoking lab with the same on drums only playing drums!
It could evolve into the COFFEE HOUNDS band. A k 9 power pack howling rock and roll band! Barking out the sounds of the Coffee House! 

 
With a band line up like that ,  I'm almost sure  The Coffee Hounds song repertoire may have a few unexpected nuggets
including song lyrics like
 
 
Woof Woof   ,  It's a beautiful day at the dog pound  now that I just got my Balls back .
The doctor even gave me some prosthetic enhancements .
I feel so good now I'm gonna steal me some of beagles becan and hump a few kneecaps
Then I'm a gonna place my cold wet snout in all the nice warm moist places my owner always wishes he could go too.
Hell Yeah did I mention , I like me some sweaty Yoga Pants
 
While we are at it , go ahead , eat your heart out people's .
 
I'm a dog , I'm real cute and I can get away with this type of stuff
 
 
Kenny