Why yes, yes I have.
A suitcase containing £8,000 and the middle of a mouse.
4 salmon thighs
Edgar Allens Poe's garage
A cheese parrot
Several miniature coalmen (live, DO NOT feed)
A Dachshund called Colin
Barb-wire throat pastilles
Some Holiday Sauce
A mysterious warm breeze
1 map of Guiting Power, viewed from underground
Mary Poppins eyes
A loose collection of un-related working class women
Three lead onions
Venusian guttering joints
Hammer-horror starlet Ingrid Pitt, r/h side only
London Borough of Penge
Lemming cutlets
Northern Alliance & Leicester paying in book, 1991
Roy Hudd
A combined harvest
A sesquipadalian franking agent
A free range
Two invalid marmosets
A press release
Larry Hagman
Several bottles of tiger wee
A matched pair of Dick Turpins
The full stop
A pitiful little sod
Nice knees
A hairy oik
The need to dissemble
A party of one
An amnesiac sandwich
No end in sight
A particular loathing
The bloat
An unhinge
Anything called Neil
A cool speech defect
A rude awakening
A fragile alibi
Two tiny, trembling shoppers
A net parachute
Bradford
Friday week
A sticky wicket
A flange
The colour veal
John Wayne
Fourteen corporals
A nice little earner
Petula Clarke
Romsey