Dude... I offered to do work for that and actually did some for those who wanted it.
 
And I'm not lazy. I'm disabled and lost my career path as a general contractor because of it.
 
I appreciate all the support I've gotten around here.
 
That was unnecessarily harsh, bro.

Wow . . . things are getting a bit heated here . . . so here's a joke to calm you all down.
 
How do you stop a rednecks kids from bouncing on the bed?
 
Stick Velcro on the ceiling.
 
 
and another . . .
 
 
A '****' dude walked into a bar
 
I quickly dropped it and ran before the police arrived.
 
 
'****' = Insert your own prejudice here

Hello, Bub. Thanks for reposting the joke.
 
 

Everyone has prejudices whether they like it or not, some in this thread may have a prejudice against people who they feel have prejudices
 
PC gone mad, people need to lighten up and see the funny side of things, not all jokes are full of prejudice, or meant to be, some are just using situation, circumstance, whatever to make humour, not everyone who tells Irish jokes has something against the Irish, it's humour, and in a lot of cases those on the recieving end even see the humour, heck they even tell the jokes themselves, so who is anyone to judge, just lighten up and see it for what it may be, and not what we want to think it is because of our own prejudices.

That's right. Everyone else should sit down and shutup because there are offensive jokes to be made by gum it!
 
Anyhoo, I think my point about threads like this turning into crap has been proven... even if ya'll think I'm the arsehole who started it.
 
Anyway, have at 'er boys. Apparently no one gives a fart anymore and I've got better crap to do.
 
Later.

Beepster
 
Hello, Bub. Thanks for reposting the joke.
 
 

Bub? are you assuming that I am the user formerly known as Bub? I take offense at that, and deny it strongly, I am not, just as as I am not and was not CakeAlexS as you once insisted. Are you Dappa1 ? or perhaps Godparticle ?

Beepster
 
 and I've got better crap to do.

Apparently not

I'm making a huge backup of the album I've been working on so I can fireproof it by handing copies of the raw tracks and whatnot to my band members whom I'm about to see for the first time in years.
 
I'm responding during exports.
 
Seriously though, guys. Go nuts. At this point I'd love to see what kind of jokes you think are appropriate. I've already said what I feel needed to be said.

How many [insert your favorite victim group here] does it take to change a lightb....

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!

How many times does an offended person have to turn their wrist to screw in a lightbulb?
 
None. They just stand there with their arm in the air and expect the world to revolve around them.