You've probably already heard that Equifax was
hacked and sensitive personal data was stolen for 143 million Americans (half of all U.S. adults), and that Equifax has kindly offered their Trusted ID credit monitoring service for free to help mitigate this disaster.
Here are a few things you might not have heard...
The breech happened in May. They didn't discover it until July. They didn't admit it publicly until September. The first gap shows incompetence, the second gap reveals malfeasance.
Four days after the discovery, and long before the incident was made public, three Equifax executives sold $2 million in Equifax stock, including the company's CFO. Here in the U.S. that's called insider trading, which means making stock trades based on information not available to the suckers who bought that stock. It's fraudulent and you can go to prison for it (see Martha Stewart). Even if it is just a white-collar prison with tennis courts. Will that even happen? Not likely.
Before you sign up for the "free" monitoring service, read the fine print: by doing so, you waive your right to sue Equifax. There is currently a $70 billion class action lawsuit in progress. If you are one of the people whose information was compromised (as I am) then you will likely be entitled to monetary damages. It won't be enough to compensate you for the yacht somebody in Romania bought with your credit card, but it'll at least be a slap in the face to Equifax.
These people lost personal information that you never agreed to give them in the first place. You will be under increased threat of identity theft for life, because while you can change passwords and close accounts you cannot change your Social Security number, birthdate or driver's license number. That information has most likely already been sold on the black market.
Think you're safe because you don't live in the U.S.? Many of the compromised records were for UK and Canadian citizens, too.