It just occurred to me that this is  nearly impossible , as it's difficult to find con-sensus. :D:D

 
I heard you were herding.
 
 

the miss (tori) spelling was intentional.

das Ding an sich?
 

What's an intellectual? I've never heard tell of those around these parts.
 

I don't know what an intellectual is, but I know what it's like to have *those-who-are-presumed-to-know* be wrong, and then them show a piece of paper that certifies their intelligence or erudition.  It makes a mockery of the truth in more ways than one!  BTW those rednecks you talk about (and hillbillys) aren't dumb, they're dumb as a fox, i.e. if you've ever done business with them.  I've always assumed even satan was smarter than me.  Can't outfox the devil, just pray for ya soul!

Everything is relative....well ok...not everything. Oh, and I have redneck relatives. Don't want to know too much about the devil. I already know way more than I should.
Know any intellectual jokes?
Let's see.
 
A dyslexic intellectual walks into a bra................