I have dreams where I walk into a music shop and there are all sorts of insanely designed guits all over the place. Weird necks/string configs/shapes/sizes/etc.
I'm always excited to goof around with them but when I pick them up I can't figure out how to play or even hold them. If I do manage to start getting somewhere the "guitar" morphs into something weirder.
Of course there is always a bunch of other bizarre crap going on around me in and/or outside the shop.
Stoopid brain.
Anyhoo, I'm thinking if that isn't an axe of the shapeshifting variety I might be able to squeeze out something interesting from it.