Three souls appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter asked the first one, “What was your last annual salary?”
The first soul replied, “$200,000, I was a trial lawyer.”
St. Peter asked the second one the same question.
The soul answered, “$95,000, I was a realtor.”
St. Peter then asked the third soul the same question.
The answer was “$8,000.”
St. Peter replied, “Cool! What instrument did you play?”
Happy day you mothers.