Once, when being handed our brand new baby to hold, at a very young age when I knew not of things, the focus was taken off the delivery, onto the new mother, who was no longer screaming and calling me every name under the sun, and the proud dad, and the new little nipper wrapped in a blanket, when, forgotten, the placenta birthed itself, onto the immaculately clean, full gloss tiled, hospital floor. Yep, you guessed it. SPLAT!!
I kinda like it, in a very weird way......