Voda La Void
Oh, and apparently you only have to be friends with Jamie Dimon since he's the only billionaire banker in the world. I know this cuz Quora knows everything and it said so.
Good luck with that. And he's not the worst of the bunch.
I was consulting to Citibank in the late '90s when they were bought out by Travelers. Sandy Weill (Travelers, and a real bastidge) won the CEO war, so John Reid (Citi, loved the guy) was out. Jamie worked for Sandy and was being groomed to replace him. Then he fired Sandy's daughter (a useless salary check casher) for incompetence. Then Sandy fired him. Jamie took most of the top management staff with him and went to Bank One. Then they bought First Chicago. Then they got swallowed up by JPMorgan Chase, and he then ran that. Still is. He made money on every one of those transactions. And he's still out to get Citi, even though Sandy is long gone.