Get one each you tight gits!
Ahh, but there's no need to do that when you both share the tight gitness equally...
Ed I'm not used to these American customs, so when the security guard at your home is pointing a gun at me and saying 'get off this land before I blow your brains out' does that mean he wants me to call again later?
Perhaps he just thought I was Mooch.
And when I'm crossing the road and all the drivers are showing me their middle finger does it mean that they are respecting my rights as a pedestrian and confirming that they approve of my awareness of road safety issues? If so I must say they are all very encouraging.