Piker. I've got 14 greats, the oldest of which is 16 so I may live to be a great-great.
Back to topic. I hesitated posting this thread because I didn't want to encourage the mindset that compressors are effective because of their "character". That you don't need to learn how they work, just keep on buying more of them until you have one for every possible application. That you have to have a Fairchild because that's what the Beatles used, a Decapitator because that goes on Lady Gaga's vocals, and three types of LA-2A clones in hopes one of them will make you sound like Don Henley.
Truth is, compression isn't magic. It's math, just like everything else. And no compressor was ever responsible for making a record a hit.